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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1020
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About omgcyndaquil : Good grammar is the key to a happy life.

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Fucked!<b>pop17123</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 10:46pm<b>hmiller2337</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 3:50am<b>ciaraash</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 12:25am<b>EnigmaticSoul</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 5:37pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 12:42pm<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 10:38am<b>Slip420</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 6:21am<b>rodeoman44</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 5:17am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 3:26am<b>aaron7135</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 1:59am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 1:04am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 12:36am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 6:17am<b>bigwell</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 5:35pm<b>ManUtdFan743</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 9:22am<b>Hildy93</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 7:56am<b>fatman1970</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 4:41am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 1:54am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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