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  • Town/Country : springfield, america
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs on the bathroom doors. Fortunately, I knew which was the men's and went on in. The startled old woman inside, however, did not. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14220) - you deserved it (1995)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized I can never live with my fiancee. A childhood of systematic teasing, abuse, and humiliation has made me terrified to use a bathroom around a guy if there's the slightest chance I can be heard, seen, or even have anyone know what I'm up to. Therapy has yet to fix anything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20071) - you deserved it (3356)

On 02/12/2010 at 10:23am - love - by silentsuzie (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19501) - you deserved it (3054)

On 02/12/2010 at 9:14am - love - by JustMyLuck (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18875) - you deserved it (1434)

On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36399) - you deserved it (1837)

On 02/07/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by princesspea (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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