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  • Town/Country : Dorset, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4365
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

About ollie179 : The pig is called George.
And my name is Ollie.

But you're here for George aren't you...

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ollie179's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32326) - you deserved it (3393)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by KatrinaKitten - United States (New York)

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43743) - you deserved it (3778)

On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16345) - you deserved it (27143)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:17pm - misc - by ihatelife (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39725) - you deserved it (11197)

On 05/07/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by sadman (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44900) - you deserved it (7279)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

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