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Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

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On 07/05/2011 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Jessie (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML

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On 06/30/2011 at 11:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad gave me a speech about being gay. He said he'll accept me if that's who I truly am, but he wants me to think it over first. I'm an actor in a play. I had to explain the concept of wearing costumes and acting like someone else to him. For the third time. FML

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On 06/30/2011 at 10:36am - misc - by sealpop09 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)



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