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Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML
by Jessie / 07/05/2011 at 12:34pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/30/2011 at 11:38am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad gave me a speech about being gay. He said he'll accept me if that's who I truly am, but he wants me to think it over first. I'm an actor in a play. I had to explain the concept of wearing costumes and acting like someone else to him. For the third time. FML
by sealpop09 / 06/30/2011 at 10:36am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous
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