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olivia_stealth
  • Town/Country : Warrenton, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 November 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2391
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About olivia_stealth : fuck my life.

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Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19366) - you deserved it (3958)

On 02/04/2009 at 8:18pm - misc - by Michigan (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31342) - you deserved it (12048)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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