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Today, my science class found out that I have OCD and that one of my rituals is to cough when others cough. This is going to be a long year. FML

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On 12/04/2012 at 11:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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