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Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56707) - you totally deserved it (8837)

On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Today, I was at lunch with my grandpa and my sister. My grandpa looks over at my sister and says, "Wow. You're so beautiful." Right after, he turns to me and says, "And you have a nice coat." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46859) - you totally deserved it (2260)

On 03/21/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by al0406 (woman) - United States (New York)

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Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40628) - you totally deserved it (8330)

On 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm - misc - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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