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olis64
  • Town/Country : Napa, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 149
  • Number of comments : 4
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Today, my girlfriend finally said that she finally felt ready to have sex with me. It ended up being so terrible that I only managed to get some pleasure out of it when my mind drifted to the thought of going to Olive Garden later and eating some of their breadsticks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33451) - you deserved it (8575)

On 02/15/2013 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by Acolyte of the Bacon God (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27763) - you deserved it (3476)

On 01/28/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by hopelessteej (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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