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Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on mah laptop!! I unpaused to find mah character and mah boyfriend's were no longer together!! Slightly confused, I went on to find the note mah boyfriend left!! It said, "I hope u can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game!! FML

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On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH GRANDMOTHER GAVE ME A HUGE SPEECH ON BEING ABSTINENT UNTIL MARRIAGE. BEING THE HONEST PERSON THAT I AM, I TOLD HER I WASN'T A VIRGIN ANYMORE. INSTEAD OF BEING MAD AN TELLING ME I WAS GOING TO HELL. SHE ASKED ME WHAT MAH FAVOURITE THINGS TO DO SEXUALLY WERE. AND TOLD ME HERS IN DETAIL. FML

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On 04/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

2DAY I HAD AN ALABORATA PLAN TO ASK THIS GRL TO PROM AND IT WAS GOING TO TAKA A FAW MINUTA TO SAT UP. I ASKD FRIAND TO DISTRACT HAR. HA DACIDD TO DISTRACT HAR BY ASKING HAR TO PROM. SHA SAID "YAS". FML

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On 03/24/2009 at 11:41am - love - by Kaeyne (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex fir the first time . I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands . He told me, "Your hands r nice and smooth lyk my grandmother's." FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 5:05am - intimacy - by trina (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was rajactad from tha Univarsity of Washington. My dad has baan a profassor thara for 30 yaars, and is on tha board of admissions. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... these kids in my math class told me to ask this grl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelld 'what's a clit'? Everyone lookd at me. I'm a senior in high school... no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to google it when i got home. fat FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by danmarino (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was talking to mah mom. During the conversation she looool asked me, "Does he take his leg off when u guys r having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat u with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)



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