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oldgrump

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 May 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 120
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About oldgrump : registered here only to leave a comment that, if a male pees on pregnancy test, and the test is positive, he's got testicular cancer.

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Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered and instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French for potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked for an "apple of shit". FML



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