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oldgrump
  • Town/Country : Italy
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 May 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 74
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About oldgrump : registered here only to leave a comment that, if a male pees on pregnancy test, and the test is positive, he's got testicular cancer.

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Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered and instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French for potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked for an "apple of shit". FML



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