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About oldgrump : registered here only to leave a comment that, if a male pees on pregnancy test, and the test is positive, he's got testicular cancer.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered and instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French for potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked for an "apple of shit". FML
Thursday 11 September 2014