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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 936
  • Number of comments : 203
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About oldenuff2party :


"How old are you, McLovin?"
"Old enough."
"Old enough for what?"
"...To party..."

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oldenuff2party's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML

#14344893
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21873) - you deserved it (3769)

On 12/26/2010 at 10:47am - misc - by muffdriver (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML

#14130110
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26589) - you deserved it (3360)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:56am - health - by scratchy (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML

#13697546
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35639) - you deserved it (7758)

On 11/03/2010 at 2:40am - intimacy - by spockswifey - United States

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

#13641509
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42820) - you deserved it (4771)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML

#12920070
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22488) - you deserved it (5997)

On 09/05/2010 at 5:51pm - misc - by noonotme (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML

#12506969
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8991) - you deserved it (45931)

On 08/13/2010 at 8:56pm - health - by thatsucks4u - United States (California)

Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached him and said "I know she has a big ass, but it's rude to stare, son." FML

#12405087
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39447) - you deserved it (4946)

On 08/09/2010 at 3:07am - intimacy - by hard - Canada (Ontario)



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