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  • Town/Country : Jamestown, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 February 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 95
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

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