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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 May 1995 (20 years)
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About ohxdamnxkay02 : I see you were on my must want to bone lol (;...anyway i'm kaylyn and i LOVE SARCASM!! Softball,art,American eagle, Victoria's secret, piercings, tattoos, and FML WEBSITE= things i cant live without. feel free to send me a message (;

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