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Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML

#102962
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65382) - you deserved it (5184)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Charles (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

#98497
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I agree, your life sucks (81982) - you deserved it (6269)

On 02/21/2009 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by pchemist (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

#90754
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17396) - you deserved it (114121)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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