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  • Birth Date : Friday 23 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 636
  • Number of comments : 1
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Today, I went to a fast-food joint and ordered off the $1.00 menu to save money . Five hours later I go to the hospital with food-poisoning . After a whole day of not eating, crapping, puking, having tests, and a bunch of IV fluids, my $1.00 burger ended up costing me $2,000 in bills . Really . FML

#1547778
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On 05/02/2009 at 12:56am - health - by Sick (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML

#1104891
400 comments

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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

my mom askd if she could use rd dress fir her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wantd to wear it. She calld me a selfish, greedy bitchho would stay single forever. I paid fir her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML

#976819
412 comments

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On 04/14/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend. FML

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , mah grlfriend and looool I were watching TV. She starts to undo mah belt buckle , unzips mah fly and then takes mah pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited , she says to me , ( Just joking. ) FML

#946704
294 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I found out my blood type is B. My parents r type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if yur parents r A and O. Tis means I am eiter an adoptee a mutant or an illegitimate cild. FML

#915764
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On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, brand naw cocktail drass: $300. Matching paap toa haals: $100. Gatting mah hair dona at tha salon: $80. Traating mysalf to a mani/padi: $50. Whan finally maating tha guy I hava baan chatting onlina with for 2 months, I fina out ha's mah cousin: pricalass. maga FML

Yesterday, I saw the blueprints fir mah family's new house . My room is half the size of the room next to it . The room next to it is mah step mom's walk-in closet . FML

#849768
196 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Powerfool (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got on an elevator wit a woman and er cild. I was te first one on. Wen se stepped on, te capacity alarm went off. As se left se told er daugter tat's y fat people souldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. Se was twice ma size. I got called fat by a ippopotamus. FML

#721846
312 comments

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On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

today my parent punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap 4 cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word ( hell ). mega FML

#703894
320 comments

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On 03/30/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by jdsksoapy (woman) - United States

Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML

#618909
380 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I heard my boyfriend of 3 month talking with his friend knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night " my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excitd deciding i lovd him too. Then his friend says "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. mega FML

#530298
177 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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