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ohmyimadork
  • Town/Country : Olympia, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 102
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ohmyimadork : I live in the rainy state of Washington. I'm a freshman in high school, and I play tennis and clarinet. :)

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Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24179) - you deserved it (2470)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479 (303)

I agree, your life sucks (36737) - you deserved it (3541)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

#7989901 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (17769) - you deserved it (3806)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat. FML

#6910234 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (15243) - you deserved it (4848)

On 12/23/2009 at 9:12pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (27236) - you deserved it (8514)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778 (41)

I agree, your life sucks (10487) - you deserved it (1636)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

#2831 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (8635) - you deserved it (18475)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)



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