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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2238
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ohmygoodnex : Gender anarchist, sex positive, body positive, queer, unschooler. I'm Otto. Go away.

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Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47027) - you deserved it (17378)

On 07/14/2009 at 2:58am - misc - by pkstarstorm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (88298) - you deserved it (40315)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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