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ohjoy15
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 July 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5264
  • Number of comments : 206
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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ohjoy15's favorite FMLs

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

#21420106
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32058) - you deserved it (2981)

On 06/03/2015 at 6:15am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML

#21419928
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29780) - you deserved it (4098)

On 06/02/2015 at 9:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML

#21419646
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28472) - you deserved it (2943)

On 06/02/2015 at 10:59am - love - by skid (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML

#21418659
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26380) - you deserved it (5778)

On 05/31/2015 at 4:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had the most excitement I have felt in the last two months when I went to a drugstore and they had my favourite bandaids. FML

#21410948
69 comments

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

#21391444
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27347) - you deserved it (2130)

On 04/10/2015 at 7:03pm - misc - by pukeytimes - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was talking with my mother. As we went to say goodbye, she said "I love you". Out of habit of saying I love you to my girlfriend, I said, "Love you too babe". FML

Today, I explained to my sister that the reason she isn't getting job offers is probably because her résumé is in Comic Sans and contains TXT language and a lot of typos. She thanked me for my help by calling me a "clueless horse-fucker" and telling me to shut my mouth. FML

#21387066
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28940) - you deserved it (2304)

On 04/03/2015 at 2:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out where my stolen car was. It was all the way in Maine. I live in Ohio and I got a $300 fine for illegal parking. FML

#21386559
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29917) - you deserved it (2002)

On 04/02/2015 at 2:47pm - money - by Bunsostriker (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML

#21382277
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30726) - you deserved it (3977)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:51am - work - by mareecasellafml (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

#21379759
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32773) - you deserved it (3382)

On 03/22/2015 at 9:58pm - kids - by Mary C. (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

#21368542
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37598) - you deserved it (3226)

On 03/05/2015 at 8:32am - love - by therealkathl - Austria

Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML

#21367094
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27862) - you deserved it (11002)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:15am - work - by soconfused (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19711) - you deserved it (58464)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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