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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4352
  • Number of comments : 192
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ohjoy15 : I run track and play the piano.

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Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

#21422583
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23869) - you deserved it (3240)

On 06/07/2015 at 11:35pm - love - by firstdategoals - United States

Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML

#21422346
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21310) - you deserved it (3348)

On 06/07/2015 at 2:23pm - misc - by unhappy (man) - United States (California)

Today, after handing over the cash to buy my sister's car off her, she refused to sign any of the paperwork, and later put an ad on Craigslist selling the same car. I got scammed by my own sister. FML

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

#21420534
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27231) - you deserved it (2686)

On 06/04/2015 at 1:17am - animals - by avatarnicole9 (woman) - Canada

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

#21420106
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30516) - you deserved it (2784)

On 06/03/2015 at 6:15am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML

#21419928
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28047) - you deserved it (3722)

On 06/02/2015 at 9:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML

#21419646
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26721) - you deserved it (2728)

On 06/02/2015 at 10:59am - love - by skid (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML

#21418659
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24782) - you deserved it (5123)

On 05/31/2015 at 4:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had the most excitement I have felt in the last two months when I went to a drugstore and they had my favourite bandaids. FML

#21410948
69 comments

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

#21391444
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25731) - you deserved it (1858)

On 04/10/2015 at 7:03pm - misc - by pukeytimes - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was talking with my mother. As we went to say goodbye, she said "I love you". Out of habit of saying I love you to my girlfriend, I said, "Love you too babe". FML

Today, I explained to my sister that the reason she isn't getting job offers is probably because her résumé is in Comic Sans and contains TXT language and a lot of typos. She thanked me for my help by calling me a "clueless horse-fucker" and telling me to shut my mouth. FML

#21387066
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27130) - you deserved it (2014)

On 04/03/2015 at 2:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out where my stolen car was. It was all the way in Maine. I live in Ohio and I got a $300 fine for illegal parking. FML

#21386559
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28561) - you deserved it (1899)

On 04/02/2015 at 2:47pm - money - by Bunsostriker (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML

#21382277
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29455) - you deserved it (3811)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:51am - work - by mareecasellafml (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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