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Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML
by heymacie / 04/28/2016 at 9:41pm / United States (West Virginia) / Work
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
by TipsyTj / 03/29/2016 at 9:05am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
by girlfromnowhere / 02/23/2016 at 6:06am / United Arab Emirates / Work
by Anonymous / 01/13/2016 at 2:46am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous
by TabbyCat87 / 01/12/2016 at 7:16pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by sochunky / 01/05/2016 at 5:23pm / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Transportation
Today, I found out that my best friend is being sacked. He's also about to rent a new apartment which he won't be able to afford when he loses his job. I can't warn him or I'll breach confidentiality and lose my job as well. FML
by Anonymous / 01/05/2016 at 10:04am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Work
by I'm my husband's second mom / 11/03/2015 at 2:14am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/02/2015 at 2:25pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Love
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got a hold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible". He was referring to me. FML
by anonymous / 09/04/2015 at 12:40am / United States (California) / Love
by KenzoBVB / 09/01/2015 at 11:55pm / Canada / Health
Today, I put aside my weekend plans to help my aunt with the extermination guy spraying her new house down to prevent cockroaches. After he left, my aunt asked me to go in and turn off the lights because the fumes were very deadly. If I chose not to, she would tell my mom I did nothing all day. FML
by Rakib / 08/31/2015 at 1:17pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/29/2015 at 4:50am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
Today, my girlfriend of five years broke up with me, saying I've changed and she can't be with someone who's so emotional all the time. Well I'm so sorry that after two weeks, I'm not quite over my brother's death yet. FML
by Anonymous / 08/18/2015 at 12:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- Today, I found the engagement ring I'd bought and been missing for a week. On my girlfriend's hand.… Today, my boyfriend told me that I moan too much when we have sex. I actually just fake my moans in… Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time…