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ohheyyitsnaomi
  • Town/Country : long beach, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 731
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8136) - you deserved it (56873)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm - misc - by lunarboy (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML

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On 02/15/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by miapapaya (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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