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by Burnt / 05/02/2011 at 5:33am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Damian / 04/22/2011 at 7:11am / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/01/2011 at 8:43am / United States / Love
Today, a kid grabbed the receiver to my cochlear implant and ran off with it. I went to a security guard, and, if my lip reading was accurate, he said to "try and make it through the day without it". Without it, I can't hear anything. FML
by Anonymous / 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2010 at 3:12am / United States (California) / Health
by fme / 12/08/2010 at 9:34am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 2:36am / Reserved / Intimacy
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
by Oriianna Raiinbow / 10/23/2010 at 2:07am / United States (California) / Love
by vikingunicorn / 05/23/2010 at 1:47am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by pumpkinlover89 / 03/27/2010 at 4:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 5:57am / United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne) / Intimacy
by Celeste / 03/02/2010 at 4:14am / Singapore / Transportation
by Nosexytime / 01/14/2010 at 10:56am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
by PoorGramps / 12/09/2009 at 2:39am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend of two months broke up with me because she said I remind her too much of her first boyfriend and it creeps her out. I've checked with all of her friends and family. I am her first boyfriend. FML
by HellaBomber91 / 12/05/2009 at 2:14pm / United States (West Virginia) / Love