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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

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335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49282) - you deserved it (13065)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17089) - you deserved it (24431)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

#14033332
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25268) - you deserved it (2844)

On 11/30/2010 at 3:48am - intimacy - by Jack -

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

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185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36840) - you deserved it (5035)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a small child take a really bad fall off his scooter, so I got rid of my cigarette and ran to help him. I asked him if he was alright, or if I could walk him to his house. He replied "I'm okay, but your dress is on fire." It was. FML

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185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20737) - you deserved it (14191)

On 09/21/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by Laura - United States



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