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  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 March 1994 (20 years)
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About ohgawdstickitin : My smile fails. O: And, NO, I don't want anything sticked in. Dx My friend made me post that. FML.

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Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62214) - you deserved it (11743)

On 03/22/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by Laceylace (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was with a group of friends at a bar, and we were all talking about whether we were moaners, screamers, or quiet during sex. My boyfriend said that he was a moaner, which I contradicted. Completely straightfaced, he said, "Well, I am when it's good." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68133) - you deserved it (22583)

On 03/21/2009 at 9:16pm - intimacy - by AGluckily (man) - United States (Georgia)



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