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ohcrapitsme
  • Town/Country : Seattle, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 September 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1883
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ohcrapitsme : I'm a redhead :O

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (154539) - you deserved it (18177)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)