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yesterday after teaching mah 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML

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On 05/03/2011 at 1:01am - kids - by armywife980 -

Today, my housa was robbd whila I sat halplassly on tha toilat with violant diarrhoaa . I could haar tham laughing hystarically . fat FML

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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I got wisdom teeth pulld. My usually detachd and unromantic boyfriend rushd right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admittd excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wantd to test the theory. FML

#15741479
179 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Numb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Was Buying A New Hockey Stick; To Test It Out He Startd Hitting A Ball Around The Aisle And Decidd To Shoot It Back Into Its Bin!! Instead The Ball Hit Me Dead In The Mouth, Giving Me A Fat Lip!! Instead Of Consoling Me, Mah Boyfriend Yelld ( GOAL! ) FML

#15408372
127 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was late 4 te bus. I cased after it 4 3 looool blocks until I realized tat te bus driver was lauging at me trying to catc er. FML

#15393060
76 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 1:08am - work - by Matt - United States (Michigan)

yesterday after my 22 year old son realizd that there was no more contact solution.. . he decidd to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushd out . I raisd this moron . FML

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On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -

Today , I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me , so I turned around and gave him the finger , then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

#15319937
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On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

Today, In An Attempt To Impress A Girl I Like, I Trid To Crush A Soda Can By Hitting It With Mah Forehead !! Not Only Did I Fail, I Knockd Myself Out In The Process !! When I Regaind Consciousness, The Girl Was Gone And Someone Had Taken The Liberty Of Drawing A Penis On Mah Face !! FML

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On 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today,hile driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of brand new car. mega FML

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On 03/10/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by JulieClaire -

yesterday mah dad bought a one hundrd dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

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63 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

today I took a busy train into te city. I was lucky enoug to get a seat. People were forced to stand in te aisle in front of me, an te person directly opposite me, wose butt was level wit ead farted in face. Twice. FML

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On 02/25/2011 at 8:25am - misc - by WhatsThatSmell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I ad to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking looool to ma boyfriend about it, and I told im tat ma stomac really urt. His response? "Aw. Tat's just te baby dying." FML

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188 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today..!! I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook!! After I did so..!! I realized that in the background..!! u can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop!! He tagged himself!! FML

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164 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to ma son's ig scool play. Te moment I arrived at te auditorium, I souted out is name to let im know I made it. Tinking I was a student, a teacer yelled, ( SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN! ) Scared out of ma mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from te kids. FML

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113 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by Annie (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML

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60 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 10:55pm - health - by CarSick (woman) - United States



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