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  • Town/Country : Auckland, NZ
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 December 1997 (16 years)
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Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML

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