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  • Birth Date : Monday 19 August 1991 (24 years)
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Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. -Mom and Dad." FML


I agree, your life sucks (60099) - you deserved it (24980)

On 09/09/2013 at 11:15am - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, because our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managed to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shocked and highly confused. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19774) - you deserved it (1940)

On 08/31/2012 at 7:40pm - misc - by what.....? (woman) - United States

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML


I agree, your life sucks (15381) - you deserved it (50922)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54511) - you deserved it (4015)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, I unpacked in my new, non-air conditioned apartment wearing nothing but underwear, a tank top and an apron to stay cool. Later, I realized I'd crossed through the complex to my car and the dumpster many times, and arranged my deck overlooking the parking lot, without ever donning shorts. FML


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On 06/28/2010 at 4:35pm - misc - by WelcomeWagon - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her clevage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML


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On 01/01/2010 at 9:12am - kids - by andy - United States (New York)

Today, my entire extended family was over for Christmas. I opened a gift to see that it was a fruitcake and saw everyone looking at me, smiling. This is their way to tell me that they know I'm gay and that they accept me. I'm straight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36555) - you deserved it (3610)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:34pm - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (California)

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55841) - you deserved it (6150)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:45pm - love - by sexychica (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML


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On 04/02/2009 at 8:37pm - misc - by dramateach11 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by jsw029 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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