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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1720
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About officeradvil : I like computers, gaming, driving, baseball, and many other things that I can't currently think of.

I'm an admin on a minecraft server called KrypleKraft. (if you play minecraft come onto the server and let me know you're from FML)

Uh, I also like knives, guns, survival, smoking pipes and cigars, snowboarding and much more that can be seen on my YouTube channel CutlassKnives.

Yes, it is cold in Canada.

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Yesterday, my dad was stupid enough to think that the kitchen sink is a good place to clean a gas tank. Now, the whole house smell of gas fumes and I'm about to pass out. FML

#15423157
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27690) - you deserved it (3760)

On 03/21/2011 at 10:48pm - misc - by shakyhands (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I noticed a wierd smell coming from mah four year old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet 4hen she "can't make it in time." mega FML

#15420091
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33090) - you deserved it (3993)

On 03/21/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain!! Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, ( Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends? ) FML

#14898622
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32854) - you deserved it (3112)

On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70066) - you deserved it (6586)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

2day I found out that mah wife was having sex with mah friend . It turnd out that mah genius cat realizd it wasn't me there and attackd his balls, severely cutting them . I looool now have to kill mah cat and pay fir his medical bills to sew his balls back . FML

#14512160
464 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71529) - you deserved it (3828)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML

#14157064
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12910) - you deserved it (25908)

On 12/10/2010 at 7:12pm - misc - by elliekilroy (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Taday mah boyfriand dacidd to coma ovar an surprisa ma. Whan ha got to mah apartmant an haard tha showar running, ha dacidd gat in an join ma. I was walking mah dog, mah mothar is in town fir tha waakand. FML

#13592451
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42600) - you deserved it (4061)

On 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm - animals - by sly - United States (Texas)

Today, I slipped and sprained mah ankle while shopping fir a present fir mah husband, who later came home and tripped over mah elevated leg, hurting mah ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me cuz "I shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML

#13502195
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21612) - you deserved it (2501)

On 10/18/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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