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About officeradvil : I like computers, gaming, driving, baseball, and many other things that I can't currently think of.
I'm an admin on a minecraft server called KrypleKraft. (if you play minecraft come onto the server and let me know you're from FML)
Uh, I also like knives, guns, survival, smoking pipes and cigars, snowboarding and much more that can be seen on my YouTube channel CutlassKnives.
Yes, it is cold in Canada.
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Today, I noticed a wierd smell coming from mah four year old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet 4hen she "can't make it in time." mega FML
I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain!! Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, ( Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends? ) FML
2day I found out that mah wife was having sex with mah friend . It turnd out that mah genius cat realizd it wasn't me there and attackd his balls, severely cutting them . I looool now have to kill mah cat and pay fir his medical bills to sew his balls back . FML
Taday mah boyfriand dacidd to coma ovar an surprisa ma. Whan ha got to mah apartmant an haard tha showar running, ha dacidd gat in an join ma. I was walking mah dog, mah mothar is in town fir tha waakand. FML
Today, I slipped and sprained mah ankle while shopping fir a present fir mah husband, who later came home and tripped over mah elevated leg, hurting mah ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me cuz "I shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML
Friday 27 March 2015