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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1496
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About officeradvil : I like computers, gaming, driving, baseball, and many other things that I can't currently think of.

I'm an admin on a minecraft server called KrypleKraft. (if you play minecraft come onto the server and let me know you're from FML)

Uh, I also like knives, guns, survival, smoking pipes and cigars, snowboarding and much more that can be seen on my YouTube channel CutlassKnives.

Yes, it is cold in Canada.

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Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

#17753266
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36074) - you deserved it (23263)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47791) - you deserved it (18376)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, my mum yelled at me for wanting to apply to university courses that she doesn't approve of. I'm applying for Biomedical Sciences and Microbiology, she's an unemployed Jehovah's Witness. FML

#17634820
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34032) - you deserved it (2568)

On 09/01/2011 at 10:40am - work - by WhatTheFaf (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

#17629696
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32155) - you deserved it (2097)

On 08/31/2011 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

#17629318
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40981) - you deserved it (11518)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML

#17620224
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22243) - you deserved it (7676)

On 08/30/2011 at 10:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

#17615072
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34649) - you deserved it (3370)

On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML

#17610443
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36824) - you deserved it (3361)

On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML

#17606800
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12473) - you deserved it (42831)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML

#17565538
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17465) - you deserved it (14382)

On 08/24/2011 at 2:32am - misc - by Trimacle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37010) - you deserved it (3257)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

#17457165
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17721) - you deserved it (32066)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

#17457057
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39059) - you deserved it (4206)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML

#17451682
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12158) - you deserved it (28307)

On 08/12/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by ThisGuy97 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51831) - you deserved it (6183)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)



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