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odexy
  • Town/Country : Moncton, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 April 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2063
  • Number of comments : 222
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About odexy : If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you.

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Today, I found out that the mysterious yellow mould that won't come off my apartment floor is in fact the remains of a condom my room-mate used when she was f*cking her boyfriend in my bed. Afterwards, she apparently threw it on the floor and let it lie there. For three weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28507) - you deserved it (2818)

On 02/17/2011 at 4:27pm - intimacy - by Faluna (woman) - Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan)

Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39262) - you deserved it (4210)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by fmylife117 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30566) - you deserved it (270863)

On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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119 comments

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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

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On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)



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