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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I found out that the mysterious yellow mould that won't come off my apartment floor is in fact the remains of a condom my room-mate used when she was f*cking her boyfriend in my bed. Afterwards, she apparently threw it on the floor and let it lie there. For three weeks. FML
by Faluna / 02/17/2011 at 4:27pm / Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan) / Intimacy
by fmylife117 / 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML
by Tara / 10/31/2008 at 3:06am / Sweden (Blekinge Lan) / Kids
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