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ocramavaf
  • Town/Country : Bormio, Italy
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 January 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 528
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 26 years old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML

#20473479
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31434) - you deserved it (1963)

On 01/22/2013 at 6:16pm - kids - by Female (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my husband sent me a text before heading home from work. All it said was, "Need a fuck. Backed up to hell. You're about to shower face first in a fire hydrant." Love you too, hun. FML

#20466497
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22062) - you deserved it (3255)

On 01/18/2013 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24533) - you deserved it (1850)

On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML

#7936537
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34707) - you deserved it (1533)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33964) - you deserved it (9028)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating for three weeks now. FML

#7394843
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23807) - you deserved it (3557)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:20am - love - by notpregnant (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating for three weeks now. FML

#7394843
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23807) - you deserved it (3557)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:20am - love - by notpregnant (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating for three weeks now. FML

#7394843
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23807) - you deserved it (3557)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:20am - love - by notpregnant (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML

#4137470
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47713) - you deserved it (2057)

On 07/29/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by allocomrade (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

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179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94008) - you deserved it (3723)

On 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)



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