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ocramavaf
  • Town/Country : doha, qatar
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  • Birth Date : Friday 26 January 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 309
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32569) - you deserved it (1394)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277 (338)

I agree, your life sucks (30925) - you deserved it (8326)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating for three weeks now. FML

#7394843 (255)

I agree, your life sucks (22801) - you deserved it (3387)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:20am - love - by notpregnant (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87261) - you deserved it (3377)

On 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)



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