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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 720
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ocie14 : My name's Sutton. I'm in high school. I'm really into musical theatre, but not that good at singing or dancing. I love Harry Potter and the Hunger Games and things like that. I love movies and shows and performing and art. I play a few sports but I'm not that good. I used to model, but I got too fat for it. I used to cheerlead but I quit 'cause I thought it was sexist. My comments on here aren't usually witty or even funny, so sorry about that. I just say whatever comes to my mind.

Feel free to message me. I love talking to people.

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Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49075) - you deserved it (3830)

On 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by yosenfal (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML


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On 12/20/2011 at 5:41pm - love - by tommy - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was playing and laughing with my new baby boy. He was giggling, and it was adorable. Out of nowhere I say "you're my favorite!". Now I'm sitting here talking to my two other children about how what I said earlier I didn't mean personally. They never want to talk to me again. FML


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On 04/20/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by Damnlife123 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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