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About obviously_damned : Young, fun, and very Unlucky.

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Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
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I agree, your life sucks (27830) - you deserved it (2486)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28122) - you deserved it (13988)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53384) - you deserved it (8009)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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