About obviously_damned : Young, fun, and very Unlucky.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML
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On 04/10/2009 at 10:37pm - misc - by NotRetarded (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "look at this face I can make!" and she grossly contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "stop making fun of your sister!" FML
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On 03/23/2009 at 3:22pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
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On 03/14/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by like - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Big B (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 3:49am - intimacy - by diddlysquat - United Kingdom (Wakefield)
Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML
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On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)
Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML
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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML
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On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version
Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML
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On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version
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