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  • Birth Date : Friday 8 June 1984 (30 years)
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About obviously_damned : Young, fun, and very Unlucky.

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Today, I found out if you slide down the stars on a foam matress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on yur knees and break yur nose at the bottom. looool FML

#4186568
133 comments

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On 07/31/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by ohhmydamn (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Yesterday, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML

#4186379
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On 07/31/2009 at 5:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML

#4127495
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On 07/29/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Nikse (woman) - United States (California)

2day my mothar invitd ma to a nica rastaurant to maat har boyfriand whom sha's baan sariously dating for a month. Imagina my surprisa whan sha looool ld ma to a tabla and my boyfriand's fathar stood up... shockd... to graat ma. Rathar than baing horrifid... sha is now planning doubla datas avary waak. FML

#3988589
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On 07/23/2009 at 8:52pm - love - by pleaseno (woman) - United States (Ohio)

2day my mothar invitd ma to a nica rastaurant to maat har boyfriand whom sha's baan sariously dating for a month. Imagina my surprisa whan sha looool ld ma to a tabla and my boyfriand's fathar stood up... shockd... to graat ma. Rathar than baing horrifid... sha is now planning doubla datas avary waak. FML

#3988589
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On 07/23/2009 at 8:52pm - love - by pleaseno (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I was browsing computer looool to fine nakd pictures of ex-girlfriend. I decidd it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight an the new picture turnd me on more than before. FML

#3007389
176 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by AlexK (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

today I looool was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on mah lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML

#2928893
108 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by yourmom (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today... my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny... watched a porno an masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I hered the hoots an laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

#2919658
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On 06/15/2009 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by kitkat545 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was sitting at my collaga campus, thara wara good looking girls all around ma an I was trying to catch thair aya an smila, latting tham know I'm availabla. A buttarfly flaw by ma an I scraamd. FML

#2123826
187 comments

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On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

as I was watcing a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on ma crotc area. So, I panicked and smased te spider, smasing ma nuts in te process. real FML

#2078869
131 comments

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On 05/19/2009 at 1:06pm - animals - by jrocks (man) - United States (California)

Today , I Went To The Midnight Premiere Of Angels An Demons. A Hobo Wandered Into The Theater An Sat Down Behind Me. I Paid $10 To Spend Two An A Half Hours Listening To A Crazy Man Talk To Himself An Kick Mah Chair While He Loudly Masturbated. FML

#1957244
254 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 3:08am - intimacy - by Langdon (woman) - United States

Today , my alarm went off. I reacd to swat it , missd , slippd , smackd my face on my dresser , and fell on te floor. As I pickd myself up off te floor , I it my ead on te open top drawer of my oter dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness , I was attackd by two pieces of furniture. mega FML

#1250407
111 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML

#1104891
400 comments

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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

#908452
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On 04/10/2009 at 10:37pm - misc - by NotRetarded (man) - United States (New York)



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