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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 August 1980 (35 years)
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.


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Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML


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