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obesemaurice
  • Town/Country : sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 February 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9218) - you deserved it (34211)

On 11/01/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6477) - you deserved it (79315)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Mac - Sent from mobile version



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