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Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML
Friday 27 February 2015