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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I discovered a drawer in my house of chocolates, cookies, and baked goods. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer except me. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 10:24am - health - by Tori (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)
Today, I sang the itsy bitsy spider song with a class of thirty 20 somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 3:10am - work - by duh - United States (South Carolina)
Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)
Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
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Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version
Today, I have my new iPod Touch, and I'm walking down the street. Since it's really cold, I'm wearing gloves. At some point, I want to change the song, and don't want to remove my gloves. I try changing the song with my nose, for about 3 minutes, until I realize I look really stupid. FML
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On 01/01/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
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On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)
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On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML
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On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version
Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML
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On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -
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