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oA_Fiasco

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  • Number of visits : 504
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About oA_Fiasco : Yo. Im Omar. Thankyou for caring enough to visit my profile.
Im not gonna lie, the main reason i come on here is to get a few laughs in when im bored.

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Today, and for the past week, my dog started barking at my door when I start masturbating. I think my mom is starting to suspect. FML

#21037288
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44029) - you deserved it (9926)

On 01/23/2014 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by fappy dog - United States (Illinois)

Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML

#21031747
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48533) - you deserved it (5765)

On 01/18/2014 at 1:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML

#21009159
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50502) - you deserved it (26241)

On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

#21008990
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25919) - you deserved it (53350)

On 12/29/2013 at 2:01am - kids - by ConfusedDad - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he was in love with my best friend instead of me. I wouldn't be so upset if it wasn't the third boyfriend in a row this happened with. FML

#20997702
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51777) - you deserved it (4482)

On 12/19/2013 at 1:13am - love - by hot_friend (woman) - United States



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