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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 January 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 553
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About nzkristy : live in new zealand... enjoy life most of the time and like to read stuff on here

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Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34264) - you deserved it (4997)

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