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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 August 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1123
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37649) - you deserved it (4904)

On 08/24/2010 at 8:48pm - animals - by vstan (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28966) - you deserved it (2918)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought a pipe was going to burst in my shower because it was making such a loud rumbling so I called my boyfriend freaking out telling him I didnt know what to do. After taking a second to look a little harder, I realized it was my vibrating razor against the shower wall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (5929) - you deserved it (26201)

On 03/11/2010 at 9:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25871) - you deserved it (2272)

On 03/11/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by dreadedmafia86 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31050) - you deserved it (2628)

On 03/07/2010 at 2:20pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32480) - you deserved it (4742)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

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