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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 May 1986 (28 years)
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Today, I found a schedule in my dorm room that I share with three other guys. Looking at it closer I realized it was my schedule with notes written in all around it. My roommates have planned their entire days around mine so we won't have any interaction at all. I thought we got along great. FML

#14075452
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I agree, your life sucks (22255) - you deserved it (3455)

On 12/03/2010 at 8:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words "You're fired." FML

#14074861
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24244) - you deserved it (2131)

On 12/03/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML

#14074806
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36867) - you deserved it (5152)

On 12/03/2010 at 7:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML

#14074806
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36867) - you deserved it (5152)

On 12/03/2010 at 7:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

#14073142
57 comments

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On 12/03/2010 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina (Santa Fe)

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

#14061487
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28855) - you deserved it (2436)

On 12/02/2010 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)



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