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Today..!! we got our progress reports!! My physics teacher wrote that I don't participate in class!! My mom got mad and groundd me before I could tell her that I raise my hand in class all the time but my teacher won't call on me cause he can't pronounce my name!! mega FML
Today, while brushing mah teeth mah 5 year old son walks into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I have been brushing mah teeth with the dog's toothbrush fir two month now. FML
Today, I Was Locked Out Of My House So I Texted My Cousin To Come Over And Help Me Get In. She Came Over, Stood On A Chair And Lifted Me Through The Smallest Unlocked Window Possible. Sadly, This Was My Bathroom Window And I Ended Up Head-frst Into My Toilet. Mega FML
Today... I took mah car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later... without mah car. Why? The mechanic crashed ithile out on a test drive to make sure he'd fixed the problem. FML
Today, I pulled someone over 4 speeding!! He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine!! It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wereing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine!! FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie an I was determined to score on her. When I finally got mah chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post an it bounced back an hit me in the face. FML
Today, I parked in front of a grocery store and took the portable GPS system off the mount on the dashboard and putted it in my pocket so no one would break into my car and steal it . When I got back, the window was smashed and someone had stolen the plastic mount . FML
TODAY... I WAS PUTTING MY HORSE AWAY INTO HER PASTURE... WHEN I SLIPPED IN THE MUD. IN A HAISTY ATTEMPT TO SUPPORT MYSELF... I GRABBED THE ELECTRIC FENCE IN ON HAND... AND MY HORSE WITH THE OTHER. THE SHOCK FROM THE FENCE TRAVELED THROUGH ME TO HER... SENDING HER RUNNING AND LEAVING ME WITH 2 BROKEN TEETH. FML
2day I went out with my family an boyfriend fir dinner . We were all having a good time , an suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee , take out an engagement ring , an say "I choose you , Pikachu," with a straight face . He was serious . FML
Friday 27 March 2015