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About nuked : People should fucking stop using 'proceed' or variations thereof. It's annoying and a clear display of a very limited vocabulary.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Friday 17 October 2014