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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 99
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About nuage : I am a fourteen year old ballet dancer. Cats are my life, along with cheesecake.
And that's about it :)

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Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML

#20771326
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43714) - you deserved it (4901)

On 07/08/2013 at 10:02pm - misc - by the hated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized the fastest way to wake up isn't from an alarm clock. It's from the warm, wet sensation of your old and senile cat peeing on you and your bed. I swear he was smiling. FML

#20033618
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22010) - you deserved it (2527)

On 08/21/2012 at 9:04am - animals - by jenA - United States (Kentucky)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43324) - you deserved it (3796)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41995) - you deserved it (2686)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

#6020762
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30550) - you deserved it (4864)

On 10/27/2009 at 6:20am - love - by kahemae44 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

#5721676
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74984) - you deserved it (5499)

On 10/08/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

#507959
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (216084) - you deserved it (27978)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)



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