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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 January 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 553
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch my penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68610) - you deserved it (17862)

On 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by Gurior - Canada

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28453) - you deserved it (5995)

On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21039) - you deserved it (35954)

On 01/12/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nean83 (woman) - United States (California)



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