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npmcwilliams2
  • Town/Country : orange county, CA
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 May 1987 (26 years)
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Today, I logged into my bank account and started crying. Not because of the balance, but because the password is my anniversary with my ex, and it's the only reminder I have of happy days in my life. FML

Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45042) - you deserved it (3139)

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